you can order 4,500 live ladybugs on amazon for less than $20 what a time to be alive
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
first rule of fight club
- no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa
remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
Anxiety isn’t cute. Don’t act like you have it because if you want it, here. Have mine. Because it’s not fucking cute and I don’t want it.